THROW AWAY ALL YOUR TITANIC BOOKS! THEY ARE RUBBISH! They can’t even spell the ship’s name correctly.. Now, finally, comes an all-encompassing work that brings all the rubbish into one place. A veritable dustbin of history, an encyclopaedia of errant facts, it’s the GARBLED TITANTIC.

Here you will read the true story of the ship that couldn’t sink, but did! A story of pathos, bathos, and aramis, and a warning for our time, or at least for anyone going near the sea on holiday. Told for the First Time are these secrets:-

The dangerous game of ‘chicken’ played all the way across the North Atlantic by British and German ships that led directly to the Titantic’s loss. The true—and shocking—nature of the Iceberg revealed sensationally in a major new discovery! The prediction that the Titantic would be sunk by agents of the world’s largest Christian church. And just why J. Spruce Itsme was so vain and cowardly and all that, like people said.